This mug is for the content marketers, copywriters, and creatives out there spinning mediocre briefs into “thought leadership” before the coffee even kicks in. It’s the perfect sidekick for your early morning brainstorms, late-night rewrites, and the existential spiral that happens somewhere in between.

Product Features:

– High-Performance Ceramic: Just like your laptop after 57 Chrome tabs and 3 AI writing tools.

– 11oz Capacity: That’s 3 blog posts, 17 tweets, or one round of client feedback you’ll pretend to “consider.”

– Content-Approved Design: Bold black type, just like your creative burnout.

– 100% ROI-Free: No metrics, no pressure. Just vibes and maybe a CTA.

– Multi-Use: Also holds wine, tears, or room temperature coffee from 7 hours ago.

– Microwave and dishwasher safe.